I hate spiders.

I don't know what it is about this time of the year, but all the spiders and creepy crawlies think that just because it's starting to get cold outside, they can come hang out in our house.

False.

They cannot.

I hate spiders. Always have. I usually can kill them without too much freaking out, but there's this really big one that's taken up a residence in the guest room, down the hall. Not happy about it.

At all. I think it's time to call in reinforcements, or something. I can't do the spider thing.

Sorry.